So, You Want To Be Funny, Eh?

Laughter is really the best medicine, and it has beenpay attention to detail, to find something humorous. If
humor that has helped me cope through my darkestthere is not something funny, they will try to make it
days, and there have been many! The healing powerfunny, using the tools of the trade like exaggeration;
of humor cannot be measured. Over the years, peopleirony, etc. Stop; Look; and Listen! That's what people in
have asked me questions about humor, and I'll share ahumor do...and, others just walk by and pay no
few of those questions and answers withattention.QUESTION; How is the best way to break
you.QUESTION: What is the most important thing Iinto comedy/humor?ANSWER: The K.I.S.S.
should know about getting into humor or wanting to bePrinciple...keep it simple, stupid! Start with short
a funnier person?ANSWER: Be honest with yourself! Imaterial...short jokes; short anecdotes; short stories;
can't emphasize this enough. Take an inventory ofshort everything! Don't start blabbing about your
yourself...your abilities; your capabilities; and limitationsvacation that's going to take about 7 hours to tell.
and ask yourself, if you have what it takes to get into(YAWN) If you do this, you will get your 15 seconds of
comedy. At some point in time, you're going to getfame very quickly! Memorize the short pieces for
embarrassed; you will fail; you will embarrass others;smooth delivery, etc.QUESTION: What is the single
you're going to say the wrong thing at the wrong time;most important thing about comedy?ANSWER:
you're going to eat a little "crow"; your're going to get aDELIVERY...without a doubt! I don't care if you have
little "egg on your face": your timing and delivery will bethe best joke or story to tell...if you stumble on
off; and you might even get slapped in the face if youdelivery...YOU'RE FINISHED! You MUST have a
are not careful, etc.Humor is quite subjective! Whatsmooth delivery to be successful in humor! Breaks in
one person thinks is funny, is an insult to somebodyyour delivery and forgetting the punch line, will get you
else! Care has to be taken about what you say; whatto the Hall of Shame in a hurry!QUESTION: What is a
you do; where you say it; who you say it to, etc. Askno-no in comedy?ANSWER: Telling the same joke
yourself: "Can I embarrass myself and then make aover and over and over and over until you find
comeback?" If you can't, find something else to do. Ifyourself on a stage and heading out of Dodge City!
you embarrass somebody else, can you apologize forDO NOT DO THIS with your humor! Jokes get old and
it? If you get into humor, it's just a matter of time, whentired very quickly! If you can't come up with new and
you do this. All of us in humor do this...it comes with thefresh material, don't get into comedy. That's why
territory. A slip of the tongue here...a slip of the tonguecomedians are always looking for new material...to
there. I can assure you, judgement day will come verykeep everything fresh!QUESTION: How important is
quickly if you get into humor. Your 15 minutes ofstyle?ANSWER: If you can't tell a joke without
fame...could turn into your 15 seconds of SHAME ifscrewing it up, you can cancel your world tour, and
you're not careful. I don't want discourage anyone fromforget about style! Style is only important if you CAN
getting into humor, but you must know the honesttell a funny story, and you plan to get your world tour
facts and be prepared to deal with them. That's whyback on track! (don't count on it) Everyone should
you MUST be honest with yourself.QUESTION: Candevelop their own style, and do what's comfortable for
anybody get into humor/comedy and beyou. And, you should NEVER copy anyone else! There
successful?ANSWER: NO...NO...and three times NO!is only one Lucy; one Bob Hope; one Norton the sewer
There are people who have crossed my path whoguy; one Robin Williams; one Erma Bombeck, etc. Like
should stay away from humor all together. The firstUncle Milty says, "Never steal material from other
thing a person needs to successful in humor is acomedians...but, you can borrow it forever if you
personality. I've known people in the past who have awant!"QUESTION: What else is important about getting
personality of a rock; chopped liver on a cutting board;into comedy?ANSWER; PATIENCE! After you've told
an orange traffic barrel, etc. The person in humor hasyour first joke successfully, put your world tour on hold
to be a little out-going; an extrovert or someplace infor a few months! Trust me...you're not ready! You're
the middle. The person has to be able to enjoy peoplenot going to be funny overnight! Like anything else,
and communicate well. I've worked with manythere will be a long learning process. Engineers; medical
technical people like engineers for over 12 years, andpeople; entertainers; athletes take a long time to be
many of these people are brilliant. They can do thegood at what they do. There is no such thing as an
math and engineering to put somebody on the moon!"overnight success" unless you are a "coat-tailer" in
But, when it comes to having a personality...sometimesWashington, D.C.QUESTION: Is there a way I can get
it's difficult to get even a sentence out of them. Somea laugh right away?ANSWER: But, of course! Why
of these people are so introverted, that it would be adon't you show everybody you know you're
disaster if they tried their hand in comedy! The answerpaycheck...that ought to get you a few laughs, don't
is NO...not everyone can get into humor and beyou think? How about showing everyone you know a
successful.QUESTION: What other qualities should afew of your baby pictures when you were
person have who wants to get intopotty-training...WOW!QUESTION: Jerry, who are a few
comedy?ANSWER: That person should have highof your all-time comedians?ANSWER:
self-esteem and confidence of himself or herself. ThisMMMMM...there's so many! I would have to say, Henry
is terribly important, because, as I said earlier, theKissinger; Al Gore; Hillary Clinton; and George W. Bush,
person is going to put "thy foot into thy mouth" a fewnot to be confused with plain old George
times. And, that person is going to get up and dustBush.QUESTION: Tell the truth to the world, Jerry...do
thyself off if that person wants to stay in comedy.you really thing you're a funny person?ANSWER:
If you decide to get into comedy all you have to do isDoes a porcupine cross his legs carefully?I certainly
to exercise common sense.QUESTION: Arehope a few of these tips have helped you. There is
comedians/humorists different from ordinarynothing like humor to brighten up your day and brighten
people?ANSWER: YES! Comedians are differentsomeone elses day. I encourage everyone to get into
because they see the world differently. They arehumor...start slowly...be careful...use common sense as
always looking for something funny. They stop andyou go along...and, you'll be glad you did!
smell the roses, while everybody else walks by. They