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So, You Want To Be Funny, Eh?

Laughter is really the best medicine, and itroses, while everybody else walks by. They
has been humor that has helped me copepay attention to detail, to find something
through my darkest days, and there have beenhumorous. If there is not something funny,
many! The healing power of humor cannot bethey will try to make it funny, using the
measured. Over the years, people have askedtools of the trade like exaggeration; irony,
me questions about humor, and I'll share aetc. Stop; Look; and Listen! That's what
few of those questions and answers withpeople in humor do...and, others just walk by
you.QUESTION: What is the most importantand pay no attention.QUESTION; How is the
thing I should know about getting into humorbest way to break into comedy/humor?ANSWER:
or wanting to be a funnier person?ANSWER: BeThe K.I.S.S. Principle...keep it simple,
honest with yourself! I can't emphasize thisstupid! Start with short material...short
enough. Take an inventory of yourself...yourjokes; short anecdotes; short stories; short
abilities; your capabilities; and limitationseverything! Don't start blabbing about your
and ask yourself, if you have what it takesvacation that's going to take about 7 hours
to get into comedy. At some point in time,to tell. (YAWN) If you do this, you will
you're going to get embarrassed; you willget your 15 seconds of fame very quickly!
fail; you will embarrass others; you're goingMemorize the short pieces for smooth
to say the wrong thing at the wrong time;delivery, etc.QUESTION: What is the single
you're going to eat a little "crow"; your'remost important thing about comedy?ANSWER:
going to get a little "egg on your face":DELIVERY...without a doubt! I don't care if
your timing and delivery will be off; and youyou have the best joke or story to tell...if
might even get slapped in the face if you areyou stumble on delivery...YOU'RE FINISHED!
not careful, etc.Humor is quite subjective!You MUST have a smooth delivery to be
What one person thinks is funny, is an insultsuccessful in humor! Breaks in your delivery
to somebody else! Care has to be taken aboutand forgetting the punch line, will get you
what you say; what you do; where you say it;to the Hall of Shame in a hurry!QUESTION:
who you say it to, etc. Ask yourself: "CanWhat is a no-no in comedy?ANSWER: Telling
I embarrass myself and then make a comeback?"the same joke over and over and over and over
If you can't, find something else to do. Ifuntil you find yourself on a stage and
you embarrass somebody else, can youheading out of Dodge City! DO NOT DO THIS
apologize for it? If you get into humor,with your humor! Jokes get old and tired
it's just a matter of time, when you do this.very quickly! If you can't come up with new
All of us in humor do this...it comes withand fresh material, don't get into comedy.
the territory. A slip of the tongue here...aThat's why comedians are always looking for
slip of the tongue there. I can assure you,new material...to keep everything
judgement day will come very quickly if youfresh!QUESTION: How important is
get into humor. Your 15 minutes ofstyle?ANSWER: If you can't tell a joke
fame...could turn into your 15 seconds ofwithout screwing it up, you can cancel your
SHAME if you're not careful. I don't wantworld tour, and forget about style! Style is
discourage anyone from getting into humor,only important if you CAN tell a funny story,
but you must know the honest facts and beand you plan to get your world tour back on
prepared to deal with them. That's why youtrack! (don't count on it) Everyone should
MUST be honest with yourself.QUESTION: Candevelop their own style, and do what's
anybody get into humor/comedy and becomfortable for you. And, you should NEVER
successful?ANSWER: NO...NO...and three timescopy anyone else! There is only one Lucy;
NO! There are people who have crossed myone Bob Hope; one Norton the sewer guy; one
path who should stay away from humor allRobin Williams; one Erma Bombeck, etc. Like
together. The first thing a person needs toUncle Milty says, "Never steal material from
successful in humor is a personality. I'veother comedians...but, you can borrow it
known people in the past who have aforever if you want!"QUESTION: What else is
personality of a rock; chopped liver on aimportant about getting into comedy?ANSWER;
cutting board; an orange traffic barrel,PATIENCE! After you've told your first joke
etc. The person in humor has to be a littlesuccessfully, put your world tour on hold for
out-going; an extrovert or someplace in thea few months! Trust me...you're not ready!
middle. The person has to be able to enjoyYou're not going to be funny overnight! Like
people and communicate well. I've workedanything else, there will be a long learning
with many technical people like engineers forprocess. Engineers; medical people;
over 12 years, and many of these people areentertainers; athletes take a long time to be
brilliant. They can do the math andgood at what they do. There is no such thing
engineering to put somebody on the moon!as an "overnight success" unless you are a
But, when it comes to having a"coat-tailer" in Washington, D.C.QUESTION:
personality...sometimes it's difficult to getIs there a way I can get a laugh right
even a sentence out of them. Some of theseaway?ANSWER: But, of course! Why don't you
people are so introverted, that it would be ashow everybody you know you're
disaster if they tried their hand in comedy!paycheck...that ought to get you a few
The answer is NO...not everyone can get intolaughs, don't you think? How about showing
humor and be successful.QUESTION: What othereveryone you know a few of your baby pictures
qualities should a person have who wants towhen you were potty-training...WOW!QUESTION:
get into comedy?ANSWER: That person shouldJerry, who are a few of your all-time
have high self-esteem and confidence ofcomedians?ANSWER: MMMMM...there's so many!
himself or herself. This is terriblyI would have to say, Henry Kissinger; Al
important, because, as I said earlier, theGore; Hillary Clinton; and George W. Bush,
person is going to put "thy foot into thynot to be confused with plain old George
mouth" a few times. And, that person isBush.QUESTION: Tell the truth to the world,
going to get up and dust thyself off if thatJerry...do you really thing you're a funny
person  wants  to  stay  in  comedy.person?ANSWER: Does a porcupine cross his
legs carefully?I certainly hope a few of
If you decide to get into comedy all youthese tips have helped you. There is nothing
have to do is to exercise commonlike humor to brighten up your day and
sense.QUESTION: Are comedians/humoristsbrighten someone elses day. I encourage
different from ordinary people?ANSWER: YES!everyone to get into humor...start
Comedians are different because they see theslowly...be careful...use common sense as you
world differently. They are always lookinggo along...and, you'll be glad you did!
for something funny. They stop and smell the



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