| Sweathogs Back In Power | | | | bottoms and you'll feel like you're back in the 1970's. |
| John Travolta will once again banter with the | | | | Billions Able To Catch Up |
| Sweathogs in the TV comedy "Welcome Back | | | | Ok, you may not be getting hot flashes over this but |
| Kotter". | | | | many |
| You know, they're high school wise guys who would | | | | Americans have never seen these shows. And there |
| rather be funny than learn, | | | | are also 6.4 billion |
| but they've got good hearts and great Jersey | | | | people in the world and you're not an adequate |
| accents. Mr. Kaaat-tare... | | | | statistical sample of them all. |
| patiently endures their pranks and tries to guide them | | | | Granted, only 1 out 4 knows English. But that's still 1.6 |
| with parental fondness. | | | | billion people |
| Travolta went on to greatness and scientology and I | | | | who could come on AOL and start catching up with |
| think he's nocturnal. He even made his whole family | | | | what they've missed so far. |
| nocturnal too. He was on Leno | | | | The new shows will add to the large amount of free |
| telling Jay how he and his kids stay up all night and | | | | video content |
| sleep all day. Jay | | | | already available on AOL including news, comedy, |
| was all, "really, oh wow, sounds great." I think he was | | | | music, and educational |
| thinking something | | | | programming. Truthfully, I didn't even know AOL had |
| else though. | | | | video footage. I just |
| I saw the show filmed live once. Afterwards three of | | | | thought they were going to continue losing a couple |
| us broke from the | | | | million customers per year |
| tourist line when the security guard was zoning about | | | | until they didn't have any more left. But then came the |
| "another day, another | | | | video idea! |
| dollar, another bunch of star struck losers." We | | | | They're hoping that lots of money will be generated |
| youngsters bolted for the | | | | by selling 2 minutes of |
| ABC commissary to mingle and have a tuna | | | | commercial time for each half hour show, rather than |
| sandwich. The commissary | | | | the usual 8 minutes of |
| was like a school cafeteria complete with lunch ladies | | | | commercials we now get on our real shows. My only |
| and so-so food. | | | | hope is that they get a |
| There were TV actors around, but no stars, just | | | | lot of advertisers who have cool commercials, |
| people you thought you | | | | because right now you have to |
| recognized. They probably thought they recognized | | | | watch Crest Whitestrip Ads over and over and |
| us, but they didn't. | | | | there's not a lot of interesting drama |
| Nobody threw us out, and that's the important thing. | | | | you can add to that. Unless they hired me. I would |
| Caine To Kick Butt Again | | | | have two al-Queda |
| More to the point, would you like to vicariously vent | | | | detainees with yellow teeth escape from Gitmo. The |
| some rage through the | | | | CIA puts out photos of |
| misunderstood immigrant and martial arts expert Kwai | | | | them with the yellow teeth, which I would make extra |
| Chang Caine? Every | | | | yellow for effect. One |
| "Kung Fu" show had the same formula. In the old | | | | terrorist uses Crest Whitestrips and fools the border |
| west Caine was looking | | | | guards while the other |
| for work but always found prejudice. First of all, I | | | | gets caught and is sent right back to Gitmo, with garlic |
| never understood how | | | | chicken, safron rice |
| David Carradine played a Chinese guy. He's not | | | | and veggies. What happened to the escaped |
| Chinese! (Someone had | | | | terrorist? I don't know, I |
| to say it.) Anyways he always runs into some nasty | | | | haven't thought it out that far. Perhaps he drives a |
| drunk cowboys. They | | | | truck bomb into |
| call to him with a derogatory drunk attitude, "hey | | | | Walmart and destroys the Crest Whitestrip display. |
| Chinaman! Come over | | | | Anyways, you would not soon |
| here. What are you doing Chinaman?" He would bow | | | | forget Crest Whitestrips after that commercial.Le |
| humbly in a Zen like way, | | | | Femme Nikita Proves Torture Works |
| "I live. I work." Well, you knew that was going to set | | | | You've also got the very addictive counter terrorism |
| those guys off who | | | | thriller, Le Femme Nikita, |
| naturally had to lay a beating on him, which Caine | | | | which used to be on USA in the late 90's. Beautiful |
| would humbly accept. | | | | Nikita was in the wrong |
| Later though, Caine would find work at some widow | | | | place, wrong time, with the wrong drug habit and |
| woman's ranch fixing | | | | wound up on death-row where the |
| fences, and those same cowboys would mess | | | | government recruited her into their top secret Section |
| around with the widow woman's | | | | 1 Counter Terrorism unit. |
| daughter. You waited the whole show for this. Finally | | | | These agents are not afraid to go 'off road' if you |
| Caine threw these | | | | catch my meaning. Nikita was |
| slobs into the walls and trees and even the fence he | | | | half innocent, half she-killer and we all learn with her |
| just built. The slow motion | | | | that torture definitely |
| round house kick always lands before they can get | | | | works, every time. Because if you lie they will find out |
| their guns out. - Thank you | | | | and torture you |
| for reflective measured justice Caine! | | | | worse, and it already was pretty bad. Two "torture |
| 300 Shows in Hidden Vaults | | | | specialists" come into |
| You know, there are 300 shows just a good as | | | | the cell with lab coats, a briefcase and no discernable |
| these two, hiding | | | | emotions. When the |
| in the vaults of Warner Brothers Studios. I don't know | | | | prisoner is seen later, they had little slits under their |
| what a vault is, but it | | | | eyes, not much life |
| sounds dark and secure and I'm glad I'm not in one. It's | | | | force, and had told them everything. This show had |
| probably more of a | | | | an extremely loyal |
| storage room off to the side. People who work there | | | | fan base. By the way, they have all gone over to |
| walked by it once in a | | | | watch Kiefer |
| while and thought, "we should do something with | | | | Sutherland in the extra addictive"24" on Fox who also |
| those old shows one day." | | | | proves each week |
| Well, I'm here to announce that those people who | | | | that torture works. Interestingly, Alberta Watson who |
| thought that are going to get | | | | was a spy supervisor |
| their way! Although probably not any credit. There | | | | in Nikita, was also a spy supervisor in the first season |
| were supervisors who | | | | of "24". |
| finally acted and passed the idea up the chain to their | | | | I guess she was helping the new show get going with |
| supervisors, and so it's | | | | torturing genocidal |
| the bosses of those people who will actually get the | | | | maniacs until they could do it on their own. Peta |
| credit. Now take a lesson | | | | Wilson is on to other things |
| from that. Don't give your best idea to someone who | | | | with thousands of websites drooling over her every |
| is going to give it to | | | | move |
| someone who's going to give it to someone else who | | | | |
| will take all the credit. | | | | Growing Pains... So Cute |
| Write a note to the CEO directly. Just make sure it's a | | | | Also there is a whole pre-teen generation around the |
| really good idea | | | | English speaking world |
| and don't do this too often, so that when you finally do | | | | who have never seen "Growing Pains" with former |
| have a great idea, he | | | | teen idol Kirk |
| or she won't start thinking, "Oh, great, another "great | | | | Cameron and a very young Leonardo DiCaprio who |
| idea" from so an so, | | | | arrived near the end of the |
| I'll just put this with the others in the vault." | | | | series in 1991. Cute show. Many parents will allow |
| A Revolutionary Step Forward in Online Videos | | | | some of this |
| | | | kinder and gentler fare into the home who won't give |
| Time/Warner has paired it's two kids together, AOL, | | | | the kids the keys to the |
| and Warner | | | | MTV. Even though we're too hip now and might see it |
| Brothers to broadcast some 300 former shows with | | | | as corny, there are |
| thousands of episodes on AOL's | | | | millions of young teen girls who find a show like this a |
| Streaming Video On-Demand Internet service | | | | safe harbor from the |
| whether they want to or not. | | | | sex and cynicism served up raw on TV today. But be |
| It's going to be called, "In2TV" and it will begin in early | | | | warned, there are no |
| 2006. | | | | drunk naked kids cursing and crying over other drunk |
| Everything else in this article is fluff, albeit somewhat | | | | naked kids who cheated on |
| entertaining funny | | | | them with a third group of drunk naked kids, jumping |
| fluff. | | | | into swimming pools living |
| The streaming video's will be offered free in a DVD | | | | the "real life". Just funny laughs and life lessons. |
| quality | | | | AOL Might Survive Afterall |
| video format called AOL Hi-Q which purports to be | | | | AOL is taking another giant step in normalizing the |
| full-screen and | | | | vast potential of the |
| high-resolution. A few patch cords from your PC to a | | | | Internet as a family television delivery vehicle. |
| TV, and a pair of bell | | | | |